Wednesday, 30 September 2015

OK just occasionally...

Perhaps molluscs can be our friends.
A (scarily hoomungus) cheque in respect of the Yoga room I rent, has been returned due to 'unusual tampering' by snails.

It would appear it happens often enough for Royal Mail to have a standard letter of 'gastropod apology'..

And who knew they put slug pellets in post boxes?

I suppose the next logical move would be to start using unsolicited correspondence as bait?

So it can then become known as "snail mail?"

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