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Saturday, 20 February 2016

The Downside...

To having a lighter load...
Keeping the bicycle attached to the road in 50mph gusts..
Sorry to dissappoint the sponsors but I  didn't quite make it to Porlock...
Did find a handsome stand of Scots Pine for a brief; if alarmingly creaky respite from the wind.




Brings back memories of Hebridean cycling...

My personal top tips if you contemplate travelling The Western Isles by bike...

1. Anyone who tells you there are no hills, in that undoubtedly picturesque string of archipelagos, has only traversed them in motorised transport, if they have had the luck to visit them at all.

2. The 'go from South to North' rule
to benefit from a following Southwesterly wind; is not a dependably hard and fast rule by any measure.

3.Take a tent. Even if you think you'll easily make the nights proposed billet in the time allowed; having to pedal hard downhill against the prevailing; might mean you have to rethink your accomodation options. And besides, waking up to an uninterrupted North Atlantic dawn; just outside your flimsy door; if the weather is fair, takes some beating.

4. Research the location of available Tea Shoppes in advance, and if you come across one, use it. Such establishments can be frustratingly few and far between...And your brew stove, however trusty, might not stay reliably upright or alight, in the winds you are likely to encounter.

5. On the interconnecting Island ferries (Cal Mac) Make the most of your first to load, first to get off, privileges as a cyclist. Enjoying that level of priority on two wheels; is a not oft encountered pleasure...

6. Don't let any negative impressions, given above put you off..... 
Even on a 'weathery' day, it is, unarguably, a place apart, and if the meteorological pixies smile upon you, it is quite truly stunning.

And here now?

 The four poster beckons...










Streamside View

From last night's stealthy pitch.
definitely one for the Mossy Log Appreciation Society.
Weather less than fair now; so alternative accommodation is called for.....

Friday, 19 February 2016

Quiet but sociable round here.

Exmoor is excellent biking country, even in the rain, with rolling hills, extensive views when the clouds lift, and a good selection of eccentric and welcoming hostelries.

One patronised this afternoon, at the top of a long thirst inducing incline; runs on car batteries and the landlord is happy for the customers to serve themselves.. Liking his trusting 'hands free' approach.

The pie..

Is found; and is found to live up to legend.
Bit of a squidgy pitch for the night, but top local knowledge tip; from my informant.
More of a close up views sort of day, mild; if moist cycling conditions. 
No great fan of organised religion per se; but hats off to the good old C of E for their commodious porches; enabling donning of waterproofs; and inevitable kit riffling; in relative comfort.

That is all, must do full justice...Suet pastry....Raptures :-)

Frisson

No plastic bag toting for the hayseed this time...Ultra lightweight excursion .
Fairweather right now, but promise of sogfest for later.
No matter, it's necessary to get out of the valley on occasion whatever the forecast.
And tonight's destination aspiration; has legendary pies apparently.
We will see....

Critical Mass..

This is actually a time hop back to last Thursdays sublime creation; snugged 'pon a bed of Purple Kale.
A colourful complement to the buoyant blueberries.

However; breaking news from the outer limits of confectionary creation..It is  believed that the possible settable limits of depth to surface area ratio, have been reached.
Not that we would in any way wish to discourage further experimentation.

Stats to follow after independent verification.

A few break fast spoonfuls left to look forward to; before Sallying forth the morn' on what will probably be the last excursion before the Spring Rush.

Feeling a frisson of bicycle on train anticipation; but mustn't tempt the meddling travel pixies from their lairs too soon...

Wednesday, 17 February 2016

On a promise...

One of those 'two sets of waterproofs' harvesting days....But very glad of bib and brace trews...Even if they do make me look (and behave) like a 70's kids TV presenter...The alternative; wet underwear can be quite depressing.

There is talk of an extra large custard for the morrow; further compensations of country living :-)

Tuesday, 16 February 2016

Quick scoot...

Over the hills to the seaside; then back to some proper work I promise...

Bees Knees Must be Freezy...

Medlar in hibernation.


A rare frosty morning here this Winter, picturesque, but can present challenges.
Not just for our friendly pollinators who have been out very early this season foraging in amongst the dandelions and snow drops.

Bee numbers do drop dratically, but quite naturally during the winter, so that the nucleus of the colony has a better chance of survival through the lean months. The hives here are left undisturbed, as the consumable honey they produce is of secondary consideration compared to the value of pollination services to vegetable and fruit gardening they provide.

Some beekeepers harvest honey and then replace it with sugar syrup or fondant to feed the colony.
 Of course I can't speak for the workers in this case but one would suspect, that given the chance they'd rather hang onto their original product....

In a good year there is a honey surplus; that can be freely extracted without any peril to the bees.
But it could be argued that there hasn't really been a good  year for bees for quite some time now. They and many other less lauded pollinators are under pressure from many negative influences, mainly around degraded habitat. pesticides, and  diseases introduced from overseas.




The plan was to move the old flock of chickens this morning. But even after cosseting and charging the humungous (din) tractor battery indoors overnight; the Ford still didn't want to play. 
There was talk of lighting a fire under the engine block; which is an old school remedy which has been known to work. 
But there have also been times (not here thankfully) when the results would have produced fascinatingly incendiary pictures....
 But i'm afraid there is only so far I'm prepared to go for dramatic effect.

So it was a case of waiting for the midday sun to work it's warming charms. and then a rather unconventional, but pleasingly sucessful movement of the old flock in a momentarily 'ultra free range' style.

That is; take down their fence; let them wander about the farmyard and garden like something out of 'My Big book of the Farm" , and meanwhile move their house without them in it; re erect their fence; then collect them back in with a few handfuls of irresistible mixed corn...Pretty smooth operation all in all.

It only works when all the tastiest crops on the plot are already covered against the cold. I wouldn't like to see them hens marauding in an uncovered bed of lettuce. 

Sophisticated ladies; investigating the last of the Spanish Radish...

This is a particularly bold (for bold read cheeky) member of the new flock. She has a curiously turned down tail. Not certain whether this is the cause; or as a consequence; of; previous misdemeanors ....
She was lucky to only get her leg ringed today; such was her beakiness; the little plastic anklets will help to identify who belongs to which flock once the new birds reach mature size. If you put an escapee back in with the wrong bunch it will be bullied mercilessly.

cheering and cosy solution to the needing nimble but not frozen fingers for work problem.
Who says workwear has to be all sludge green and muddy browns? At least not initially.

Sculptural tyres and silage sheet keeping the compost pile dry and preventing the weeds getting on top of things.... She does take photos of the oddest things...




Self Sufficiency....That used to be an aspiration of many people a few years back..

But of course there's really no such thing in physical terms.

Yes we can provide for a lot of our own material needs.
And if we're lucky enough to have access to a patch of land, and a bit of energy and know how, we can grow a lot of food for ourselves.

But in and of itself; trying to do and make everything for oneself is far too energy and time consuming and denies the fact that some people are better placed to produce certain essentials than others.

Having said that, many of us do have an urge to grow some of our own dinner at least...
My hail fellow, well re-met friend from Oxford contacted me the other day.

She has just got her hands on an allotment - Much excitement - And what should she do first...?

Well this is what I advise most people in that situation...First; calm down a bit; hold the seed packet; better still put the seed packet in a cool dry place..

And get thee to the nearest farmers suppliers to purchase for yourself the biggest toughest sheet of black plastic you can....The same size as the area you intend to cultivate if possible. Its commonly sold as silage sheeting...

Then mow down; within reason; maybe leave the fruit bushes if you must; whatever is on the plot.

Cover the whole lot with the plastic. First having accumulated many suitable objects with with which to weigh it down....Lots of old tyres, bricks, or bags of soil. Bear in mind that the wind will try everywitch way to lift it; so there needs to be as much stuff in the centre as around the edges.

If gustyness causes struggles during laying; you may wish to co opt a friend to fly a kite nearby. In my experience that pretty much guarantees an immediate  cessation of even the most persistent breeze.

Then; over the subsequent weeks peel back a manageable amount, and extract the vegetation you don't want with a fork.
 Or double dig; if you can carry off a waistcoat, tweed cap, and stout leather boots...
Then recover with the plastic, to stop any fresh weeds growing, and to keep it all dry and workable. So when its finally the right time to sow or plant you've got something resembling the soil "As seen on T.V."

What and when to sow might have to be another post... planning to write my way out of a job?.....Unlikely.





A number of years back there was a brief spike of interest in 'growing your own', well over and above the many who do it as a matter of regular habit.

I love nosing at the allotments that seem to grace so many town edge railway lines; that and getting a glimpse of the generally more unselfconscious  back gardens.
The most interesting stuff is usually kept out of general view.....

So, as a result of this green fingered resurgence, several customers phoned to inform that they wouldn't be needing any of our produce from now, on as they were going to be feeding themselves and their families from their own plots....

Well the outcome was, in the main, as you will doubtless already have predicted....
But thankfully; no one actually died of scurvy.....
And those experimenters were quite cheerfully welcomed back to the fold after a few months of vegetable dalliance elsewhere...

The people who do; or at least have tried growing; a bit of their own veg' are usually the most appreciative of having it done for them...

Sunday, 14 February 2016

Meanwhile...In other shopping news..

...Further worshipping at 'The Local Temples of Mammon..'
A new yoga teaching shirt...

"Lift and spread your tractor"
Look at 'em hooge wheels ;)

I really can't be doing with all that hippy dippy lotus flower thing that some yogi types go in for....
I mean; they're not even native species to these Isles.

Spotted this beauty (well who could resist?) whilst lurking in a bike shop; awaiting the arrival of my afternoon tea companion....

Need any tips for your 'rock n roll' lifestyle?..
You know where I am....